Friday, May 21, 2010

Truer words were never written.

While one of my servants was out shopping, she spotted this sign:




Minions, truer words were never written. Which reminds me...

Servants, I need fresh food and water and a clean litter box. NOW!

I am very busy.


Friday, May 14, 2010

Let's get physical.

Tomorrow is May 15, which means there is only one more month until the Slim Pet Challenge ends on June 15. With that milestone approaching, I have spent the past week (since I noted that laying in bed was my favorite activity) diligently exercising to maximize my weight loss efforts. That routine is how in one week I was able to go from this:




To this:





HAHAHAHA!



Oh minions, I crack myself up. I am hilarious. That second photo is just a manipulation in Photoshop, which I am very skilled in despite lacking opposable thumbs. (Proof once again, that I am better than you minions at everything.)

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Cats are supposed to be lazy.

When I first moved to the castle about a year ago, I weighed 14.5 pounds. Now, after having my diet sadistically monitored on the Slim Pet Challenge, I weigh 14.2 pounds. I suspect I could lose more if I was more active, but cats are supposed to be lazy, right? I can't help it if I'm genetically predisposed to have laying in bed be my favorite activity.