Wednesday, March 16, 2011

From TV Star to Billionaire

Now that the world has seen my greatness firsthand on Animal Planet's Must Love Cats, which aired last Saturday, the fan mail and the movie offerings have been pouring in.

But let's be honest. Money talks, or meows, in my case. I'm ready to bring in the big bucks, and as LeBron knows, the big bucks come from endorsements. So, companies of America, I am clearly the most superior cat in not only Texas, not only the U.S., but the entire universe. Who better to promote your product or brand?

Here are some ideas to get you started:

Perhaps I should stick with the health/fitness realm and take on a sneaker endorsement.


Or how about "The Most Interesting Cat in the World"?


No. Those aren't good enough. I know where the money is.




You're welcome, Apple.





Monday, March 7, 2011

My Star Turn Nears

Minions! Look at me!


Now that I have your attention, you must be informed that my star debut in Animal Planet's "Must Love Cats" has been bumped up a week (no doubt because my animal magnetism could no longer be kept under wraps) to this Saturday, March 12, at 7 p.m. CST.

Watch OR ELSE!