Cover girl

Well, minions, I know you have missed me dearly in my absence, but I can assure you that I have been far too busy to miss any of you. For example, my star has embarked on such a meteoric rise that I am now on the cover of a major magazine. Feast your eyes on this:



Thank you. I know, I know--I look amazing. Have you ever seen a creature, feline or otherwise, with such fierce regality?

But that is not all. The amazingness continues inside with a world exclusive interview about my TV debut (which you will be blessed with the opportunity to see in January). Read all about my celebrity status:

http://www.tvma.org/Media_Room/documents/txvet_10_october_pg13.pdf

The only thing I can't figure out is all this continued talk about my weight-loss efforts. Now that I am so famous, why would anyone want less of me in the world?