I am more fun than you.

Remember a few weeks ago when I was stepping up my exercise routine to look my best while the minions honored me at the 2010 Texas Veterinary Medical Association Annual Conference? Of course, I ended up not going because my fame would have just driven the masses wild, and I can't allow myself to be put in those kind of situations. It's just not fair to the minions who might be trampled in the stampede to behold my awesomeness.

Anyway, in an overtly hostile retaliation gesture, the minions assembled a video to show how much alleged "fun" they had in my absence:



Silly minions. It was an interesting attempt, but having fun is simply impossible without me around. I am the very definition of fun. That weekend while they were having their parties and their casino nights and their Elvis impersonators, I had more fun than they will ever have just by relaxing at my country house.

See, here I am having fun with my favorite banana:



And here I am having fun while laughing:



I am more fun than you will ever be, minions. I will not tolerate such disrespect through videos or any other medium.