But let's be honest. Money talks, or meows, in my case. I'm ready to bring in the big bucks, and as LeBron knows, the big bucks come from endorsements. So, companies of America, I am clearly the most superior cat in not only Texas, not only the U.S., but the entire universe. Who better to promote your product or brand?
Here are some ideas to get you started:
Perhaps I should stick with the health/fitness realm and take on a sneaker endorsement.
Or how about "The Most Interesting Cat in the World"?
No. Those aren't good enough. I know where the money is.
You're welcome, Apple.
As always, you make everything around you look good just by letting it share in your beauty.
ReplyDeleteAren't you too 'large' to be a spokesmodel? Might want to get back on that slim pet challenge first...
ReplyDeleteServant Brian, it appears that my litter box needs cleaning. Chop, chop.
ReplyDeleteNathan is my new favorite cat. You're dismissed.
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