Tuesday, April 20, 2010

I need ideas, minions.

Minions, I need your assistance. Now, you know how humiliating it is for me to admit that, but sadly, it is the truth. See how unhappy I have been made by this admission:


You know it is dire. I must do something to retaliate against the upstart little meow who has moved into my castle. In case you forgot what she looks like, here she is, pretending she is innocent:


What can I do, minions? I need ideas to put her in her place and make sure she knows I am the queen of this castle.

2 comments:

  1. Perhaps you could get her addicted to catnip.

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  2. Sneak up to the office, tear up some important papers, and then put one of the upstart little meow's toys next to it.

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