I was only joking.

After I posted a certain video last week, one of my loyal minions responded with a link to a site that helps determine if your cat is trying to kill you.

When I read this link, I was appalled. Frankly, I am horrified that another cat would betray our secrets treat a human with such disrespect.

Minions, do not worry. I would never really hurt you. Look at my photo.




I am so cute and innocent looking. Of course, I wouldn't do anything to hurt you.

Of course not.