Don't remind me.

Apparently just because it's January, the servants are now being even more diligent with portion control and denying me snacks and treats and everything that actually tastes or smells good around here. They keep talking about New Year's resolutions and how it's the perfect time to reassess exercise and eating habits. I even stumbled across a calendar that says on January 1st: "TC: Slim Pet Challenge continues." As if I needed a calendar to remind me.


I think I'm going to go hunt down a mirror so the servants will realize I'm not the only one around here in need of a Slim Pet Challenge.