Are you well-rounded?

There is no denying the fact that I am a well-rounded cat. (If I wasn't, the servants wouldn't have put me on the Slim Pet Challenge.)


But just because I'm big doesn't mean I'm not beautiful. So I don't go around hiding like this:


Instead, I embrace my well-roundedness and do my part to keep myself looking fabulous.



Minions, do you have any well-rounded cats in your life? I'm sure they are not as gorgeous as me, but I would love to see their photos.

I need ideas, minions.

Minions, I need your assistance. Now, you know how humiliating it is for me to admit that, but sadly, it is the truth. See how unhappy I have been made by this admission:


You know it is dire. I must do something to retaliate against the upstart little meow who has moved into my castle. In case you forgot what she looks like, here she is, pretending she is innocent:


What can I do, minions? I need ideas to put her in her place and make sure she knows I am the queen of this castle.

Who does she think she is?

Well, minions, I have tried to ignore this unpleasant development for as long as possible, but I'm afraid it must be addressed. If you'll recall in a previous post where I played a joke on you, a new feline has decided to call my castle home. The gall of the servants to invite this upstart little meow into my castle! What insolence! Just look at her:






I mean, what on earth are they thinking? I have been trying to ignore this horrid development for as long as possible, but it appears the arrangement is permanent. And thus, my relocation to the country house has also become permanent. If I have to go to the castle, I now will only enter it like this:

This is hilarious.

Honestly, few things make me laugh as much as torturing my servants and minions, as I discussed in last week's post, but I found the following picture (provided by one of my servants) hilariously funny. So funny that I had to share it with you:


And because I know several of you were frightened by my laughing face the last time I shared it with you, that makes me laugh all the more at posting it again:


HAHAHA!